Jeff Foxworthy - Introduction lyrics

Album: Games Rednecks Play (1995)

If you have ever been on television more than 5 times
discribing what the tornadoe sounded like...
You might be a redneck.
If you have ever cut your grass & found a car...
you might be a redneck.
If your dad walks you to school because your in the same grade...
you might be a redneck.
If you have ever been too drunk to fish...

If somebody asks to see your ID & you show them your belt buckle..

If every day somebody comes to your house mistakenly thinking your having a yard sale.

If you have ever had to haul a can of pain´t to defend your sister´s honor..
You might be a redneck.
If your dog & your wallet are both on a chain...
you might be a redneck.

They always make fun of the way I talk, I keep telling them I said your going to be
real surprised when you get into the habit in St. Petersburg & say,
"Yo´all get into the truck, we goin up to the big house."

If you have ever financed a tattoo....

If you have ever made change in the offering plate...
you might be a redneck.

we´ve words in the south they do not have in other parts of the country..
Now, you come to the south, we´ve words like...you´ant to.
We goin to the mall, you´ant to?
What letter does that start with, does anybody know?
I like this word alot...aight.
That is a word in Texas...aight.
Round lunch time every day, you will hear somebody say,
"hey didja eat yet, naw, didju? You´ant to. Aight."

If you go to the family reunion to meet women....

If you smoked during your wedding....
you might be a redneck.
And last but not least
if you see a sign that says say no to crack,
and it reminds you to pull your jeans up...
you might be a redneck.

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