J-Kwon - Underwear lyrics

Album: Hood Hop (2004)

[Intro]
Ladies & Gentlemen
Oh,oh, we like

[Chorus]
Got pussy everywhere
Weed in the air
I am in my underwear
My under the underwear
Liquor everywhere
Condoms over their
I am in my underwear
My under the underwear

[Verse 1]
C´mon ma, I am ready to get naughty
Don´t act like you aint know this a house party
Gangsta boo, & I know you aint try to harm me
But don´t worry bout it cuz I got the condom on me
Live in effect, yea affect & live
I like ya style, mama I will just take it in stride
Look in my eyes
Do I look like the type of guy
That run up on you & tell you a damn lie
Ooh boo I am tryin to get it
Now tell me is you wit it
And if it is simple as that
Then tell me can I hit it
I do not go it it
do you go it it
You do not go it it
Thenn act a bull wit it

[Chorus 2x]

[Verse 2]
You 17, wit the ass of a women
I know you gettin Tipsy cuz the liquor keep on comin´
Lookin´ right in ya tank tops & underwear
But ma I am tryin to see whats under their
Oh, you like the crib
You diggin the gold shower
In the gold shower I am handin out gold showers
Right now, I am thinkin lets do this
17 dude, ready to ram I am St.Louis
You want to smoke a little
I always got a bag
But don´t tell my mama cuz she always say I am bad
Country wit my boxers & sneakers on
Right now my 3rd leg need a sneaker on

[Chorus 2x]

[J-Kwon talkin over music]
Oh, now why is you
The only mutha f*cker in here wit yo, pants on
Aint no other ga´ got they pants on ma
I am sayin naw I mean I am not tryin to offend you or nothing
I am just sayin´ I-I am tryin´ to amend you or somethin
Man quit playin & take ya clothes off NOW!!!!!

[Verse 3]
Girl quit playin the party almost over
Aint nobody old enough to drink
But aint nobody sober
Finna take my whities off
You want to match this thug
We can bang on floor, or the mattress rug
In the bed I do not play
In em´ in trains
She said she wanted me to be gentle
Hand me this band-aid
Tried to give it to her rough
But she don´t want it like this
But everytime I through a party
It just happen like this

[Chorus 2x]

[J-Kwon talking over music]
I mean this right here, this
This is true to life pimpin
You just can´t put anybody in the lab & just tell em´ to go & they just stary pimpin
See it aint been no big pimpin
It has to be small pimpin 1st
And uh, girl you lookin good but
You tryin to hold ya little clothes on & have to get greezy wit ya for you to take em´ off
You might as well take ya belt off cuz ya pants fallin down anyway
And when I say I am wit the Trackboyz
And the Trackboyz don´t step, they 2 step
And we do not short step we´ll step
And it is like that


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