Incubus - Calgone lyrics

Album: S.C.I.E.N.C.E. (1997)

On my way home, police car pulled me over.
After they left, I puttered out of gas.
´Triple-A´ came, but my card was expired!
I had to walk home, & of course, it rained half the time.
I tried to get some shut-eye, then I was abducted!
They put cold things in my butt.
They sampled a bit of my D.N.A.
They left me on top of my sheets
I dreamt I went potty, then I woke up drenched in me

This day sucked the hardest ever...

Chorus:
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.
A little bit less than nothing would go my way.

Woke up to toss my soiled sheets,
the hallway was dark & I stubbed my big toe.
It was then that I sensed the irony(burning me)
I heard a voice say,
"Come sail aboard S.S. Nepenthe!"

I suppose I am to blame...

Chorus

Thank goodness for the bathtubs & suds.

I suppose I am to blame for getting pulled over.
I guess I am the culprit for running out of gas.
Let´s assume I am the guy who didn´t pay his ´Triple-A´ fee.
In actuality, I let the zetas probe me.
Yesterday was all my fault.
I let negativity get the better of me.
Thank goodness for the bathtubs & suds!
They temporarily set free this quandary.

Chorus

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