Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Plaistow Patricia lyrics

arseholes, bastards f*cking c*nts & pricks

aerosole, the bricks
a lawless brat from a council flat oh, oh
a little bit of this & a little bit of that oh, oh
dirty tricks

from the Mile End Road to the Matchstick Beacontree
pulling strokes & taking liberties
she liked it best when she went up west oh, oh
you can go to hell with your ´well, well, well´ oh, oh

well who said good things always come in threes?
reds & yellows, purples, blues & greens
she turned the corner before she turned fifteen
she got into a mess on the NHS oh, oh
it runs down your arms & settles in your palms oh, oh

keep your eyeballs white & keep your needles clean

chorus
plaistow patrica (x5)

well her tits had dropped, her arse was getting spread
she lost some teeth, she nearly lost the thread
´until she did some smack with a Chineese chap oh, oh
and affair began with Charley Chan oh, oh

well that was jsut before she really lost her head
now she owns a showroom down at the Mile End Road
and her outer garments are the latest mode
theres a siemese cat in a council flat oh, oh
the finest grains for my lady´s veins oh, oh

and when it gets out of order, she goes away for a bit

repeat chorus

G´WAN GIRL!!

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