Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Peter The Painter lyrics

Who has got the toughest brush with the sweetest strokes at the Royal Academy for Jack-the-lademy?
Mr. Blake is the actual bloke at the Royal College of Useful Knowledge
He plays his part without complain´t at the Royal Society for Insobriety
Gets his pencils & his pain´t from the Royal Commission for Intuition

It isn´t a fake it is a Peter Blake
It is navy blue, it is crimson lake
It takes the cake & no mistake,
For goodness´ sake take a look at those Blakes

Who has pain´tings brighten any day, who draws each breath from loving life?
Who has golden beard & black beret, who has sharper than a palette knife?

He treasures every mortal scrap at the Royal Borough of Extremely Thorough
Peter Blake is the actual chap at the Royal Enclosure of Cool Composure
And such nice beauties do impart from the Royal Exchange of Rare & Strange
The wonders of his noble art at the Royal Tournament of Glad You are Born-ament

It isn´t a cheat, it is one of Pete´s
It is Daisy darling, Libby sweet
To ease you mind & soothe your aches,
For goodness´ sake take a look at those Blakes

It is Peter the pain´ter
It is Peter the pain´ter
It is Peter the pain´ter
It is Peter the pain´ter
It is Peter the pain´ter
It is Peter the pain´ter
Peter is gonna pain´t a picture - for you

It is Siriol the she-devil of naked madness, Wynken Blynken and Nod
Errol Flynn, Robert Melville, Elvis Presley & Cheetah the Monkey

It is Peter the pain´ter
It is Peter the pain´ter...

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