Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Mischief lyrics

Robbed R. Pearson´s paper, Lauren spent his half
Ricky loves a kicking & he wants to join the guards
Barry breaks the windows of his broken home
Have a guess. His tiny mind´s been stonned

Lionel touches women when they are walking through the park
He goes through people´s gardens nicking laundry in the dark
Roger left a sleeper across the District Line
Yea, his dad´s a shipping clerk

Boys let´s have a laugh
Let´s have some mischief
Fill a Durex full of water
Throw it on a bus
Take a pigeon to the pictures
Let´s cause a bit of fuss
A bit of mischief
Let´s go bloody raving mad
Let´s do smth really bad
They won´t forget the day we have had
Some mischief

Jack & Stan are tossing pals like monkeys in the zoo
When they got caught by Gelmont Gibbs they had to wank him too
Incentive didn´t want two of Dave (Get it?)
He failed his inter, failed his interview (Oh yea?)"

She has got crinkly hair
Underneath her underwear
I know cos I have been there

(M-I-S-C-H--I-E-F)
(M-I-S-C-H--I-E-F)
Wow!
Wow!

Don´t let´s hang about
Let´s have some mischief

Here, pour a locking fluid on a Bentley, then let down his tyres
Hahahahaha
Let´s go & kill some kiosks, start a few more fires
Could this be mischief?

Let´s go completely over the top
Let´s do the bop that just won´t stop
Let´s go & have another drop
Of mischief

I am sorry I done it
I am sorry I done it
I am sorry I done it
I am sorry I done it
I am sorry I done it
I am sorry I done it

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