Ian Dury And The Blockheads - London Talking lyrics

I went & changed a pound for the Underground
The Bakerloo northbound cos I fancied coming round
The Bakerloo northbound cos you fancied coming round?
Hmm, the Bakerloo northbound cos I fancied coming round

Well, I am very glad you did, & I am glad you paid a quid
I would go & put the kettle on if I could find the lid
You would go & put the kettle on if you could find the lid?
Yes, I would go & put the kettle on if I could find the lid

Please allow me to agree cos I would love a cup of tea
And I would risk it for a biscuit, as I said, well, you know me
You would risk it for a biscuit?
Yes, I would risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me

No sooner said than done, aren´t you the lucky one?
We are out of chocolate hollies, would you like a Chelsea bun?
Oh, you are out of chocolate hollies, ooh, I would love a Chelsea bun
Since we are out of chocolate hollies you must have a Chelsea bun

That is a very tasty hat, where d´ you´ve to go for that?
It is the 1st one that I have seen that doesn´t make your face look fat
Ooh, it is the 1st one that you have seen that doesn´t make my face look fat?
Yes, it is the 1st one that I have seen that doesn´t make your face look fat

I got it down the Lane where the prices are insane
I could´ve got the houndstooth but I rather liked the plain
Ooh, you could´ve got the houndstooth but you rather liked the plain?
Yes, I could´ve got the houndstooth but I rather liked the plain

Ooh, it doesn´t half look sweet, it is more than half a proper treat
It is a monkey to a pony that theres more than half a sheep
Ooh, it is a monkey to a pony that theres more than half a sheep?
Yes, it is a monkey to a pony that theres more than half a sheep
Hmm, I wonder...

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