Ian Dury And The Blockheads - If I Was With A Woman lyrics

If I was with a woman she would wonder what was happening
Little things would slowly go askew
If I was with a woman I would make her quite unhappy
‘Specially when she did not want me to

If I was with a woman I would make believe I loved her
When all the time I´d not like her much
If I was with a woman she would soon become unsettled
I would show her but I´d not let her touch

Look at them laughing
Look at them laughing
Look at them laughing
Laughing, laughing

If I was with a woman I would never ask her questions
But if she did not want me to I´d
If I was with a woman I would offer my indifference
And make quite sure she never understood

If I was with a woman I would threaten to unload her
Every time she asked me to explain
If I was with a woman she would´ve to learn to cherish
The purity & depth of my disdain

Look at them laughing
Look at them laughing
Look at them laughing
Laughing, laughing

I have been with a woman, she took away my spirit
No woman´s coming close to me again
I have been with a woman, she took away my spirit
No woman´s coming close to me again

Look at them laughing
Look at them laughing
Look at them laughing
Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing
Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing...

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