I am & Irish cripple, a Scottish jew
I am the blackmail man
A raspberry ripple, a buckle-my-shoe
I am the blackmail man
I am a dead fish coon, a pikey Greek
I am the blackmail man
A silvery spoon, a bubble & squeak
I am the blackmail man
Well, i am the blackmail man & I know what you do
Every one of you, i am the blackmail man
You make me sick, make me Tom & Dick
I am the blackmail man
Blackmail man
I am a Paki, Chink a half-cocked ponce
I am the blackmail man
A tiddly -wink, a Charlie Ronce
I am a no socks tramp, a cavalier drunk
I am the blackmail man
A paraffin lamp, an elephants trunk
I am the blackmail man
I am the blackmail man & I know what you do
Every one of you, blackmail man
I hate yoru guts, your Newington Butts
I am the blackmail man
Hampton wick, Parrafin lamp
Fraiser & Nash, Pony & trap
Blackmail man
Up you harris, in your mince
Hamptons don´t leave fingerprints
I´m the blackmail man
Ian Dury And The Blockheads Ringtones