Album: Close Enough For Ska (2000)
I can still remember, the 1st time I met you, on that one warm summer´s night
In the romance chat room, when I saw your profile, it was love at 1st sight
Your 1st instant message made me nervous, & giddy, & tingle, & stuff
I had hoped that you would never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, have to sign off
(but now I am)
http://www.dumped.comhttp://www.dumped.comI can still remember, a few weeks later, when you asked me to come
into that chat room for two
I wasn´t sure, I wanted to, take the next step, but then you
Helped me to relax, & more then that, you took my cyber virginity
All night long we made fifty six six kilobytes per 2nd love passionately
(but now I am)
http://www.dumped.comhttp://www.dumped.comBut then you didn´t LOL anymore
You didn´t BRB for more
And every time talked
You always seemed to get, disconnected (yea right)
http://www.dumped.comhttp://www.dumped.comI can still remember, when I got your e-mail, subject I am seeing another guy
You said he was six foot two, two hundred twenty five pounds, but his profiles probably a lie
All night long I cried & wept, it hurt like a deep cut
I hope he gives you some type of horrible virus you cyber slut
I am gonna fill all of your inboxes with spam
I am gonna disable your norton virus scan
You are gonna live to regret this for many yeahrs
because you messed with an engineer
http://www.dumped.comhttp://www.dumped.com (everybody)
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