Howard Stern - I Went The Gay Way lyrics

I WENT THE GAY WAY...By The Backside Boys
(Listed below are the lyrics to Howard Stern´s
song parody of the Backstreet Boys´
"I Want It That Way", which was 1st performed on 9/27/99)

Opening Music

Howard Stern singing:
This song.. makes me cry, makes me crave.. a man´s backside.
Every time I hear this dumb song played, I feel like I am gay.
I watch.. the telly While Ralph.. shaves my belly.
People wonderin´ if I am still straight.. am I going gay?
Get K-Y.. this song makes my butt ache.
Need a Guy.. homo love could be a mistake.
Get K.Y...Men´s backside´s are a dirty place.
Could I go the gay way?

Fred Norris singing:
Jackie.. bend ooover, & bark loud.. like Ro-ver..
Would K.C. be my love sla-ave? If I went the gay way.

Howard Stern singing:
Get K-Y!.. I am singin´ like a sissy.
Get K-Y!.. Ralph come & see my butt cheeks.
Get K-Y!.. I am thinkin´ ´bout the ballet
Could I go the gay way?

Fred Norris singing:
Will there be pain, man I can´t explain, what´s coming over me?
If I start to resist, please don´t use fist, or I might need some surgery!

Howard Stern singing:
I watch.. the telly.. while Ralph.. shaves my belly.

Homo.. homo.. homo.. homo.. homo.. With every passing day!

Howard Stern singing:
Get K-Y!.. Would I like to see a sphincter?
Get K-Y!.. No smell is more distincter!
Get K-Y!.. I wonder what my wife would say!
If I went the gay way.

Get K-Y!.. I really Need a Sphincter
Get K-Y!.. No smell is more distincter
Get K-Y!.. I wonder what my wife would say
If i went the gay way

Get K-Y!..Sphincter, Sphincter, Sphincter, Sphincter
Get K-Y!..Di stincter, stincter, stincter
Get K-Y!..I wonder what my wife would say
If i went the gay way

If I..went the gay way.

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