[All] We only live to kiss your ass.
[Butler] Kiss it, hell we will even wipe it for you
[All] From here on in it is easy street
[Peter] Are there any bars on that street?
[Butler] 24 happy hours a day!
[All] We will stop Jehovah´s at the gate.
[Butler] Can I see that pamphlet sir?
[Peter] My god this house is freakin´ sweet!
[Cook] I makes brunch, Clive cooks lunch, [Both] each & every day
[Clive] Chocolate cake, à la Blake
[Peter] 100 bucks, Blake is gay
[All] We will do the best we can with Meg
[Meg] Are you saying I am ugly?
[Maid] It doesn´t matter dear, you are rich now
[All] We will do your nails & rub your feet
[Lois] Oh that isn´t necses.. oh my!
[All] We will do your homework every night.
[Chris] It is really hard.
[All] That is why we got that Stephen Hawking´s guy.
[Peter] My god this house is freakin´ sweet!
[Peter] Used to pass lots of gas, Lois ran away.
[Peter] Now we got thirty rooms! Hello BEANS!
[Peter] Goodbye SPRAY...
[All] We would take a bullet just for you!
[Stewie] Oh what a coincidence I have got one
[Lois] Stewie!
[All] Prepare to suck that golden tea.
[All] Now that you are stinking rich, we would gladly be your bitch.
[Peter] My god this house is freakin´ sweet!
[All] Welcome!
[Music Ends]
[Maid] "Thats a rap people. Now let´s get the hell out of here."
[Peter] "Wait a 2nd, where you going?"
[Maid] "The old bag only paid us up through the song."
[Lois] "Well, we can just pick up after ourselves. After all we will just be here on weekends."
[Peter] "No no, Lois, it is time you started living like the piece of schmit you´re!"
[Lois] "That is Pewterschmitt."
[Peter] "W, Wait you guys, you guys, your´ all hired to be full time Griffin servents!"
[Lois] "Peter, where are we gonna get the money to pay all these people?"
[Peter] "Simple, I sold our house in Quahog."
[Lois] "You sold our home!"
[Peter] "Suprise!"
[Lois] "Peter how could you!"
[Peter] "Whoops!"
[Music Starts again]
[Peter] I recognize that tone,
[Peter] Tonight I sleep alone.
[Peter] But still this house,
[All Join] Is freakin´ sweet!
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