All the males: It is great to be a man
It is swell to be a guy
Timmy & Cosmo: To scratch & dig
And pick & itch
And no one asks us why
Timmy: We like to fight
Cosmo: We like to race
All the males: We grow our hair
On every place
Mr. Turner: And everybody knows
It is wrong to cry
All the males: It is great to be a hairy, smelly guy
Timmy: It is great to be a male
It rocks to be a dude
Timmy & Cosmo: To eat & burp
And fart & spit
And kill all of your food
Male: We like to hit
We like to punch
Mr. Turner: Do we like corn?
Another male: I have got a hunch
Timmy, Cosmo, & Mr. Turner: And we like launching missiles in the sky
All the males: It is great to be a hairy, smelly
Cosmo: Check it out
I have got a belly
All the males: Great to be a hairy, smelly guy
Cosmo: Left! Left! Left! Left! Left!
Timmy: It is great to be a guy
That is why I sing this song
Cosmo: But I cannot help
But stop & think
That maybe smth´s wrong
Timmy: But I have got meat
And I got fire
Cosmo: There isn´thing else that I require
All the males: Except perhaps a massive pizza pie
Because it is great to be a guy
G-U-Y
Yes, Guy!
*Burp*
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