Eminem - The Kiss [skit] lyrics

Album: The Eminem Show (2003)

[Eminem]
I am going to kill this bitch
Im´a kill him
I am gonna f*cking jail
Cuz im going to kill this bitch

[Gary]
Yo man

[Eminem]
What

[Gary]
I dont know
I´ve got to realy really bad feelin about this

[Eminem]
Man would u shut the f*ck up dave you always have got to bad feelin man
Thats her car right there

[Gary]
Aight let me park

[Eminem]
Just park

[Gary]
Im parkin!

[Eminem]
Turn the car off dogg

[Gary]
Aight

[Eminem]
Aight we wait

[Gary]
We wait for what

[Eminem]
We wait until she comes out & then im going to f*ckin kill her

[Gary]
Man you ain´t going to kill no one
What the f*ck did you bring that for

[Eminem]
Man shut the f*ck up dog
Just shutup, the f*ckin clip is empty

[Gary]
Man dont point that shit at me

[Eminem]
Its not even loaded bitch, look
(laughin)

[Gary]
Dude, god i f*ckin hate it when you do that shit

[Eminem]
Yeah but its funny as f*ck

[Gary]
Your fukin around is going to kill me one of these days, i swear

[Eminem]
Gets you everytime
Is that her?

[Gary]
where?

[Eminem]
Right there mothaf*cka

[Gary]
Oohh yea

[Eminem]
Aight get down get down

[Gary]
Here we go again

[Eminem]
Get Down!

[Gary]
What the f*ck you want me to get under the car?

[Eminem]
Yo, who she walkin with

[Gary]
How the f*ck am i suppose to know, you told me to duck down

[Eminem]
Its the f*ckin bouncer
Did she just kiss him

[Gary]
I dont think so

[Eminem]
Dogg she just f*cken kissed him

[Gary]
No she didnt

[Eminem]
Shes kissin him

[Gary]
No shes not

[Eminem]
Gets out car

[Gary]
Ohh shit

[Eminem]
C´mon
MARSH!
(Screaming and Running)

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