Eminem - Steve Berman [skit] lyrics

Album: Marshall Mathers (2000)

EM: Heey!
SB: Hey Em, what´s up?
EM: Steve Berman, what´s goin on man, How you doing?
Good to see you again! What up?
SB: Em, could you come in here & have a seat please um..
EM: Yea
SB: Vanessa, shut the door
VN: Okay
EM: So what´s up, how´s orders looking for the 2nd week?
SB: It´d be better if you gave me nothing!
This album is less than nothing.
I cannot sell this f*ckin´ record.
EM: Wha..
SB: Do you know what´s happening to me out there?
EM: W..wha..what´s the problem?
SB: Violet Brown told me to go f*ck myself.
EM: Who has Violet...
SB: Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass
Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?
EM: Well ..I umm
SB: I am gonna loose my f*cking job over this
Do you know why Dre´s record was so sucessful? He has rapping about big
screen tv´s, blunts, 40´s & bitches. You are rapping about homosexuals
and vicodin... I cannot sell this shit.
EM: Wha...
SB: Either change the record or it isn´t coming out!
EM: Wha..
SB: Now get the f*ck out of my office!
EM: What am I suppo..
SB: Now!
EM: Alright man, whatever.....

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