Album: Fucking Crazy (2001)
[Royce]What? Uhh..
[Em]The Bad..
[Royce]Yea..
[Em]The Evil..
[Royce] Right, yo
[Em]put ´em together
Chorus: Royce the 5-9, Eminem
[Royce] Yo if it wasn´t for your whip, I would´ve nothin to strip
[Em]If it wasn´t for a wrist, I would´ve nothin to slit
If it wasn´t for the shrooms, I would´ve nothin to chew
[Royce] Yo..
[both]I am just f*ckin with you, cause I got nothin to do
[Eminem]
I´m bored!!!!!
I came in the diner with skateboarders, & placed orders
Ate hors d´oeuvres, & hit the waiter with plate warmers *crash sound*
Let you inhale the glock smell, while I am rippin your wallet off
and slippin a Molotov in your Cocktail (take that)
Burnin your contracts, punch your A&R in the face *punch sound*
Smash his glasses & turn ´em to contacts
I am on some shook shit, if it is missin I took it (whoops!)
Nurse look at this straightjacket, it is crooked!
I go to jail & murder you from a cell
Put a knife in an envelope & have you stabbed in the mail (FedEx)
So how do you describe someone, with a decapitated head
when the rest of his body´s still alive RUNNIN?
[Royce]
Comin with five gunmen, waitin to do a drive-by
So when you see the black 500 (what?) hide from it
For every hundred MC´s rhymin about birds
only about two-3rds´d really set it without words
Yo you aint a thug, I can make you bitch up
Pick the 5th up, cock, spit, you´d swear it is rainin slugs (what?)
I am the hottest shit in the industry (uh)
I got every thug on the block that get a wind of me defendin me
You lack class & respect, get a direct backblast
The Bad & Evil mad rap, I cover the Bad half
You know how a thug in this shit will end up
Spit a round, lift your chin up, you get hit, ten down & ten up (what?)
I take it if you run your mouth, then you want to get sent up
Heat it up, you be leakin blood & spittin phlegm up
Now we rivals, cause of a small name or title
You stepped, got devoured & left with a flower & bible
Chorus: 2X
[Eminem]
*yawns* Forget a chorus -- my metaphors are so complicated
it takes six minutes to get applause (yay)
And by the time you all catch on, I ama end your career
and walk away with the whole floor so you´ve nothin to fall back on!
I will throw you off of ten floors .. *AHHHHHHH*
Pull a f*ckin headache outta my head, & put it in yours (take this)
I am indoors, waitin for this acid to seep in my skin pores
to go outdoors & do some in-stores
This bitch wanted to blow me, I said, "It oughta happen.
You swallow cum bitch?" "No, but I brought a napkin"
Gettin skullie while I am autographin
Got my daughter laughin cause I sent her mother whitewater raftin
I am not a fact, I ama proven fear
Mr. Rogers blocked up my U-haul screamin,
"Wait, wait, wait.. you aint movin here!"
Lorena Bobbitt, c´mere, want a souveneir?
I have been high as f*ck, since I was a juvi-neer
Juvenile? Same difference -- I need some ´caine
cause I aint sniffed since I woke up the seven slain infants
(Oh my God!) Brain implants & they say theres a slim chance
I would not stay the same cause I traded brains with a chimpanz´
[Royce]
Walkin in swamp water with an M-16, out for the blood
Shove a gun in the mouth of a thug
To break braces, you say grace & make faces
I will display hate & break you in eight places (what?)
Take paces, turn around draw in a standoff
Precise aim, icin my fame, blowin your hand off
Dancin with the Devil leadin - I would not die, I am never leavin (what?)
I pledge allegiance to forever breathin
Street niggaz with nuts, what? My meat´s bigger (what?)
Fake-ass thugs with toy guns & cheap triggers
with a deathwish, thinkin I am the nigga to mess with
Let the tech lift, direct chest hit, melt your necklace
For instance, you just a henchmen, on tough soil (what?)
A follower never had heart, he just loyal
Thugs is glass doors, I see through em, put the heat to em
Be careful you might get what you ask for
Chorus 2X
[Em]The Bad.. the Evil..
The Bad.. the Evil..
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