Eminem - My Dad´s Gone Crazy lyrics

Album: The Eminem Show (2003)

Intro:
*Tuning Tv*
*Eminem Snortin Crack

Tv Presenter:
Hello boys & girls
Today we are going to talk about father & daughter relationships
Do you´ve a daddy?
I will bet you do

*Door opens*
who has your daddy?

Hailie:
Daddy, what´re you doing?

Beat starts

Eminem:
Haha

Eminem and Hailie:
Ok then! everybody, listen up!

Eminem:
I am goin to hell, who has comin´ with me?

Hailie:
Somebody, please help him!
*giggle*
i think my dad gone crazy!

Verse #1:
Theres no mountain i cannot climb
Theres no tower too high,
No plane that i cannot learn how to fly
What do i´ve got to do to get through to you, show you
There aint nothing i cannot take this chainsaw to
*Hailey Makes Chainsaw Sound*
F*ckin´ brains brawn, & brass balls
I cut em off, then got em pickled & bronzed in a glass jar
Inside of a hall, with my framed autograph,
Sunglasses with elton john´s name, on my drag wall
I am out the closet, i been lying my ass off
All this time, me & dre been f*cking with hats off

Dr Dre:
Suck it marshall

Eminem:
Tell laura & her husband to back off
Before i push this motherf*cking button & blast off
And launch one of these russians, & that is all
*Hailie Makes Explosion Sound*
Blow every f*cking thing, except afghanistan on the map, off
We want to stop, we want to knock the crap off
*Knocking*
Haley, tell em baby

Haley:
My dad´s lost it

Chorus:
Eminem:
Theres really nothin´ else to say ha, i cannot explain it

Hailie:
I think my dad gone crazy!

Eminem:
A little help from hailie jade won´t ya tell em´, maybe
Hailie:
I think my dad gone crazy!

Eminem:
There is nothing you could do or say that could ever change me

Hailie:
I think my dad gone crazy!

Eminem:
Theres noone on earth that can save me, not even halie

Hailie:
I think my dad gone crazy!

Verse 2:
It is like my mother always told me
*Eminem Impersinates His Mom*
Rnrnrnrnrnrrrr, n codeine n goddamit, you little motherf*cker
If you ain´t got nothin´ nice to say then don´t say nothin´
Er..
F*ck that shit, bitch, eat a motherf*ckin´ dick
Chew on a prick, & lick a million motherf*ckin´ cocks per 2nd
I would rather put out a motherf*cking gospel record
I would rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy
And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose
Then quit bringin my flos, quit giving me my ammo
Can´t you see why i am so mean? if y´all leave me alone, this wouldn´t be my M.O.
I´dn´t have to go eenie meenie minie mo
Catch a homo by his toe, man i do not know no more
Am i the only f*ckin one who has normal any more?

Hailey:
Dad

Chorus

Verse #3:
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
So what you are seeing is a genius at work
Which to me is not work, so it is easy to misinterpret it at 1st,
Cuz when i speak, it is tongue in cheek
I would yank my f*ckin teeth before id ever bite my tongue
I would slice my gums, get struck by f*ckin´ lightning twice at once
And die & come back as vanilla ice´s son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
And kicked & hit with shit, every time i sung
Like r kelly as soon as bump n´ grind comes on
More pain inside o´ my brain, in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane
Aimed at the world trade, standin´ on ronny´s grave,
Screaming at the sky, the clouds gather its clyde mathers & bonnie jade
And that is pretty much the gist of it
Parents are pissed, but the kids love it
Nine millimeter, heaters stashed in two-seaters with meat cleavers
I do not blame you, i´dn´t let hailie listen to me neither

Chorus

Outro:
Eminem:
Crazy

Hailie:
*laughs*
You are funny daddy!

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