Eminem - My 1st Single lyrics

Album: Encore (2004)

My 1st Single
Ohh!
Yea!
So much for 1st single on this one
[Verse 1]
Shady´s the lable
Aftermath is the stable
That the horses come out erra
Of course we are about to stir up
Some shit thick as Mix water with syrup
It is the mr. picked on Christopher Reeves
Just for no reason other than the just to tease him
Cause he was as big as He used to be Superman
Now we are pourin liquor on the crib in his name for him
Eminem you wait until´ we meet up again
F*cker I am kickin your ass for everything you have ever said
It is one for the money two for the f*ckin show
Ready get set, let´s go
Here comes the buckin buffalo stompin & stampedin up the damn street
Like them buffalo soldiers, I told ya I am bout´ to blow
So look out below, geronimo, motherf*ckers is dominos
I am on a roll, around & around I go
When will I stop I do not know
Tryna pick up where the Eminem Show left off
But I know anything is possible
Though I am not going to top what I sold
I am at the top of my game
That shit´s not going to change
Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team
I will get away with murder
I am Michael J. he has like my cock from the day
We keep the mark from the tapes
In a safe, locked them away
Better watch what you say
Just when you thought you were safe
Them f*ckers got you on tape
You swear to God you was playin
Whether or not you was little Joshua
Gosh I wish I coulda told you to not do the same
Cause one day it could cost you your name

{chorus}
And this was supposed to be my 1st single
But I just f*cked that up so,
F*ck it, let´s all have fun let´s mingle
Slap a bitch & smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
That you hear on your radio
But shit is about to hit the shingle
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Poo Poo Ca Ca

[Verse 2]
Erra Erra Eric swallowed some generic sleeping pills
And woke up in bed next to his best friend Derick bare naked
chicka chicka chicka ..
And then just turned 16 & used a fake id
To sneak in V.I.P. to see R. Kelly
Hehehehehe, to be so young & naive
Oh what I´dn´t give to live so Kim & care free
Paris & Nikki´s parents must be so tickled to cherish
Every picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necks
Hickory Dickory derr digga
Look at me work wizardry with these words
Am I a jerk or just jerk chicken
Or Chicka chicka chicka chicka jer jer jerkin the chain
22 jerks & a jerk circle
Or is it a circle jerk or wait a minute
What am I sayin, allow me to run it back & rewind it
rrrbb lemme ask you again
Am I just jerkin the chain
Am I bizerk or insane
Or am I just one of them damn amateurs
Workin the damn camera filmin one of them
Paris Hilton home made pornos
Who keeps tiltin the lens at an angle
Chicka Chicka
Just recently somebody just discovered
Britney & Justin videotapes of them f*ckin
When they were just mouseketeers in the Mickey Mouse club
And dusted them & went straight to The Source with them
Cause they coulda sworn someone said Nuh-
And then tried to erase & record over it
But if you listen close enough to it you can hear the
Uh Uh & then the come-to-find-out-it-was-Justin
Sayin ´I am done-uh!´
C´mon this was

{chorus}
supposed to be my 1st single
But I just f*cked that up so,
F*ck it, let´s all have fun let´s mingle
Slap a bitch & smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
That you hear on your radio
But shit is about to hit the shingle
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Poo Poo Ca Ca

[Verse 3]
Any opinions or somethin you just want to get off your chest
And address it about my lyrics I would love to hear it
All you´ve got to do is pick up the phone & just dial up this number
It is 1-800-I am a dick sucker I love to suck a dick
And if someone picks up you can talk all the shit you want about me
Just type in your number back & follow it by the pound key
And I will be sure to get back
As soon as there comes a day that I fall out with Dre
Wake up gay, make up with Ray (Hey!)
So f*ck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken,
Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like it is a big cock bawka-bi-kaw
Or suck a dick, & lick a dick & eat a dick
And stick a dick in your mouth
I am done you can f*ck off
f*cka-f*cka-f*ck offf!

{chorus}
And this was supposed to be my 1st single
But I just f*cked that up so,
F*ck it, let´s all have fun let´s mingle
Slap a bitch & smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
That you hear on your radio
But shit is about to hit the shingle
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Poo Poo Ca Ca

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