Album: Encore (2004)
Intro:
(Eminem making sounds) ok..
Guess who has back
Back again
Shady´s back
Tell a friend
Now everyone report to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor
Alright Stop...Pajama time
Verse 1:
Come here little kiddies,On my lap
Guess who has back with a brand new rap
And i do not mean rap as in a new case of child molestation accusation
Aah aah aah aah aah
no worries, pappa´s got a brand new bag of toys
what else could i possibly do to make noise
I done touched on everything, but little boys
That isn´t a stab at Micheal
That is just a metaphor, I am just psycho
I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good god, dip, do a little slide
Bend down, touch your toes & just glide
Up the center of the dance floor
Tee pee for my bunghole & it is cool if you let one go
Nobody´s going to know who´d hear it
Give a little poot poot, it is o.k. (Fart Sound)
Oops my cd just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip
Hook:
Now I am going to make you dance
Here is your chance
Yea boy shake that ass,
Oops i mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you are my world
Alright now lose it
Aah aah aah aah aah
Just lose it
Aah aah aah aah aah
Go crazy
Aah aah aah aah aah
Oh baby
Aah aah
Oh baby baby aah aah
Verse 2:
It is Friday & it is my day
Used to party all the way to sunday
Maybe until monday, i dunno what day
Everday is just a holiday
Crusin´ on the freeway
Feelin´ kinda breezy
Got the top down, let my hair blow
I dunno where i am goin´
All I know is when i get there
Someones going to touch my body
Excuse me miss, I do not mean to sound like a jerk
But I am feel just a little stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomach & pull my hair
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out...there
What´s your name girl
What´s your sign
Dr Dre: Man, you must be out your mind
Dre aah aah
Beer goggles, blind
I am just trying to unwind
Hook:
Now I am going to make you dance
Here is your chance
Yea boy shake that ass,
Oops i mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you are my world
Alright now lose it
Aah aah aah aah aah
Just lose it
Aah aah aah aah aah
Go crazy
Aah aah aah aah aah
Oh baby
Aah aah
Oh baby baby aah aah
Verse 3:
It is Tuesday & I am locked up
I am in jail & i do not know what happend
They say I was running butt naked
Down the street screaming
Aah aah aah aah aah
Well I am sorry, I do not remember
All I know is this much
I am not guilty
They said save it
Boy we caught you on tape
Yelling at an old lady, touch my body
Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
it is real intense no one makes a sound
Everything looks like it is 8 Mile now
The beat comes back & everybody lose themselves
A step back to reality
Look it is B.Rabbit
You signed me up to battle
I am a grown man
Duba duba duba duba duba duba
I do not have any lines to go right here so
Duba duba duba duba fellas what? fellas what?
Grab you left nut, make the right one jealous what?
Black girls
White girls
Skinny girls
Fat girls
Tall girls
Small girls
I am calling all girls
Everyone report to the dance floor
It is your chance for a little romance whore
Butt squeezin it is the season
Just go aah aah aah aah
so appeasing
Hook:
Now I am going to make you dance
Here is your chance
Yea boy shake that ass,
Oops i mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you are my world
Alright now lose it
Aah aah aah aah aah
Just lose it
Aah aah aah aah aah
Go crazy
Aah aah aah aah aah
Oh baby
Aah aah
Oh baby baby aah aah
Outro:
Mmmmm touch my body
Mmmmm touch my body
Ooh boy just touch my body
I mean girl just touch my body
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