Eminem - Big Weenie lyrics

Album: Encore (2004)

I do not understand
Why are you being so mean?
You are mean mean man

[Chorus]
You´re just jealous of me
Cuz you, you just can´t do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around & say
All kinds of really mean things
About me cuz you are a meanie, a meanie
But it is only cuz you are
Just really jealous of me
Cuz I am what you wanna be
So you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things
Cuz it is too easy to see
You are just a really big weenie, big weenie

[Verse 1]
Alright listen, I need you to focus
I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important
We´re gonna perform an experiment of the sorts
I am gonna have to ask you to bear with me for a moment
Now I need you to open your mind-your eyes close them
You´re now about to be placed under my hypnosis
For the next four & a half minutes
We´re gonna explore into your mind
To find out why you are so f*ckin´ jealous
Now why did they make Yoo-Hoo?
Hippity ga-ga boo-boo
Psych, I am kidding
I just wanted to see if you are still listenin´
Ok, now I need your undivided attention
Sir I´ve a question
Why do I always sense this undeniable tension
From the moment that I enter into the room
It gets all quiet & whispers
Whenever there is conversation, why am I always mentioned?
I have been dying to ask, it has been itchin´ at me
Is it just because

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
Alright now I, I just flubbed a line
I was gonna say smth extremely important
But I forgot who or what it was, I f*cked up
Psych, I am kidding again you idiot, no I did not
That is just what you wanted to hear from me
Is that I f*cked up aint it?
But I can bust one take without lookin´ at no paper
It doesn´t take a bunch of takes
Or me to stand here in this booth all day
For me to say the truth, ok?
You are droolin, you´ve tooth decay
Your mouth is open, you are disgusting
What the f*ck you eat for lunch
A bunch of sweets or smth, what?
You munch a bunch of Crunch ´N Munch?
Your tooth is rotten to the gum
Your breath stinks, want to chew some gum?
Yes I do sir, what am I on?
You sir are on chew syrum
Marshall I am so jealous of you
Please say you will not tell nobody
I would be so embarrassed, I am just absolutely terrified
That someone has going to find out why I am saying
All these terrible, evil & awful mean things
It is my own insecurity!

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Alright now we, we are gonna conduct
That experiment that we were talking about earlier
Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy
Cuz that is exactly what your eyes look like, wanna check to see?
Here is a mirror, notice the resemblence here?
Wait, let me put these sun glasses on
Now look in this mirror, how about now?
What do you´ve in common?
You are both green with envy & look like idiots with sunglasses on em
You look like I sound like singing about weenies
Now take my weenie out of your mouth
This is between me & you, I know you are not happy
I know you would much rather see me lying in the corner of a room somewhere crying
Curled up in a ball tweeked out of my mind dying
There´s no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours is
Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges
Why you even doing this to yourself, it is pointless
Why do we´ve to keep on going through this, this is tortuous
My point is this
That if you say mean things, weenie will shrink
Now I fogot what the chorus is, your just is...

[Chorus]

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