Eminem - Ass Like That lyrics

Album: Encore (2004)

[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I cannot believe it
I aint never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

I do not believe it, it is almost too good to be true
I aint never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she has like a belly dancer
She has shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I
Think someones at the door
But I do not think I am going to answer
Police saying "freeze"
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please, I am a human being, I´ve needs
I am not done, not until I am finish peeing
I´m not resisting arrest, I´m agreeing Mr. Officer
I am already on my knees
I cannot get on the ground any further, it is impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend I am sorry, please, please forgive
For I´m Triumph, the puppet dog, I´m a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you´ll love it

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Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin´
Nick I aint never seen an ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing

Mary-Kate & Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they are getting older, they are starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies & sit down with my pop corn
Police saying "freeze"
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat
I´ve ticket, look, I put away my zip-reciept
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I didn´t even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
I did not mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don´t treat me like I am pee wee herman, this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I´ll simply plead innocent, cop a plea & be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer´s with Michael, he has too busy?
I´m Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that & you will laugh cuz that´s a puppet on my hand

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Hilary Duff isn´t quite old enough so
I aint never seen a butt like that
Maybe next yeahr I will say ass & she will make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings get out your poles, so
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Police saying "freeze"
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers would be seized & my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I do not even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I do not think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I´m not Triumph, I´m Arnold, get down

[Chorus]

So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
I aint never seen an ass like that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

F*ck is wrong with you? (ha!)

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