They say God made the Earth in six days
He said, it looks good so it all stays
The 7th day He took a rest
I am not so sure that was for the best
(but)
If God did it, I cannot take credit
If God did it, just forget it
If God did it, it isn´t my fault
It is up to him to call a halt
Adam & Eve had the garden of Eden
And everything they´d ever be needin´
He put the fruit on the tree of knowledge
To get smart now, boy, you´ve to go to college
(awh)
If God did it, to teach us a lesson
If God did it, it must be a blessin´
Adam slipped, & man fell
So now we all can - go to Hell
God looked down & saw a world of sin
He said, I will wash it clean & start again
He told old Noah, it is a big pain
You better get ready for a little rain
(well)
If God did it, I guess it was needed
If God did it, his warning was heeded
He said, here is the plan; so Noah, hark
You are the man; go build that Ark
We have got God´s word; It is in the Bible
If it isn´t all true, we can sue for libel
It is totally awesome & simply devine
My favorite miracle is water to wine
If God did it, it must be holy
If God dit it, for amusement solely
I believe every word He spoke
I just hope He can take a joke
(Ha-hah, c´mon, God)
I hope I do not sound like a blasphemer
May God forgive me, ‘cause He has the redeemer
He sent His only Son to be our Savior
But just to be sure I am going to watch my behavior
If God did it, it is His decision
If God did it, well, it is His religion
I love God, & I am a true believer
But sometimes He seems like an overachiever
The prophesyin´ in Revelation
Theres no denyin´, will be a sensation
The war of wars to close the show
With God & the Devil goin´ toe to toe
If God did it, it is His intention
If God did it, he goes on to mention
Some helpful hints & a few tips
On how to survive the Apocalypse
If God did it, theres no intervention
If God did it, it is beyond comprehension
If God did it, the way things are headin´
It is startin´ to look like Armegeddon
I am on my knees, & I pray
Lord have mercy on judgement day
I am not worthy, & I know it is a sin
So I surrender, Go-o-o-o-o-d, You win
YOU WIN!
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