Eddie From Ohio - Stupid American lyrics

you have got exactly sixty 2nds
to tell me what you meant by that
one short minute to apologize
you have got exactly sixty 2nds
to tell me what you meant by that
i hear the murder rate is on the rise

i am in love, but i don´t speak the language
i am in love, but i do not understand
i am in love, & i don´t speak the language
but i try to speak the language of this foreign land

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here i´m, stupid american
here i´m
here i´m, stupid american
here i´m

you have got exactly sixty 2nds
to take back that stupid question
a baguette doesn´t come with a bag
you have got exactly sixty 2nds
to take back that stupid question
it is called a baguette, don´t you get it-get it

i am in love, but i don´t speak the language
i am in love, but i do not understand
i am in love, & i don´t speak the language
when i try to speak the language
it comes out sounding like

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his heart´s italy
his kiss is paris
his body is brazilian
my heart´s...my heart´s
oklahoma
oklahoma

you have got exactly sixty 2nds
to kiss me like a european
one short minute to show me how
you have got exactly sixty 2nds
to love me like a spy
i have seen those foreign films
do it-do it now

i am in love, with a man who says "te amo"
i am in love, he calls me "ma petite chou-chou"
i am in love, & i try to speak the language
but i cannot understand a single word he has saying

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