Dance Hall Crashers - Pickup Lines lyrics

I opened up the door & then I walked into the bar
Through the smoky dim lit haze, I saw him from afar
Moved a little closer just to get a better view
He looked at me & smilied & said "I am the one for you"
We have heard one too many over used pick up lines
Give us some credit we are not sleazy, dumb, or blind

Saw another guy right then, his suit was tailor-made
Unfortunately so were his lines much to my dismay
Thought he had me pegged, tried to impress me with is cash
"You would look great on my yacht" was the best line that he had
We have heard one too many over used pick up lines
Give us some credit we are not sleazy, dumb, or blind

Over in the corner I saw this one all alone
Looked like Mr. Natural, the kind you´d take home
Not like any of the others, this one seemed benign
At least till he opened his mouth "Hey babe, what´s your sign?"
We have heard one too many over used pick up lines
Give us some credit we are not sleazy, dumb, or blind

"The other ones were complete bullshit"

Got fed up, decided to leave after one last drink
Felt a tap on my left shoulder, I started to think...
I cannot take this anymore, what´ll this line be?
That is when he let his line fly "Hi, my name is Steve"
Where have you been all my life, sweet thing?
Can I buy you a drink, marry you, anything?
We have heard one too many over used pick up lines
Give us some credit we are not sleazy dumb or blind

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