D12 - Under The Influence lyrics

[Eminem]
Translation
So you can suck my dick if you do not like, my shit
Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick - ha ha!
Two pills I pop, ´til my pupils swell up like two pennies
I am Clint Eastwood in his mid-twenties
A young ass man with a trash can strapped to the back of his ass
so the rats can´t chew through his last pants
I am like a mummy at night, fightin with bright lightning
Frightened with five little white Vicadin pills bitin him
I am like a f*ckin wasp in the hospital lost
Stingin the f*ck outta everything I come across in the halls
I light a candle & place it up on the mantle
Grab a knife at the blade & stab you with the f*ckin handle
So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin

[Swifty]
Bitch it is too late

[Eminem]
Cause once you are hung from the drapes, it is curtains

[Swifty]
I am an instigator, .380 slug penetrator
Degradin, creatin murders to kill haters
Accused for every crime known through the equator
They knew I did it (uh-huh) for havin blood on my ´gators
My weed´ll hit yo´ chest like a double barrel gauge an´
I am a black grenade that´ll blow up in yo´ face {*BLAM*}
With a 5th in me, when I guzzle Remi I do shit on purpose
You never hear me say, "Forgive me"
I am snatchin every penny - it have got to be that way nigga, face it
That weed I sold to you, Brigade laced it
You hidin, I make the president get a facelift
Niggaz just afraid, handin me they bracelets
Chillin in the lab wasted
I am the type that´ll drink Kahlua & gin - throw up on the mic
Your life´s ruined, you get socked right on site
And even at the Million Man March, we gon´ fight

[Eminem]
So you can suck my dick if you do not like, my shit
Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick
Cause I do not give a f*ck if you do not like, my shit
Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick

[Bizarre]
I am a compulsive liar, settin my preacher on fire
Slashin your tires, flyin down Fenkel & Meyers
Plates expired, soon as I am hired, I am fired
Jackin my dick off in a bed of barbed wire
(Hey, is Bizarre performing?) Bitch didn´t you read the flyer?
Special invited guest will be, Richard Pryor
(Aren´t you a male dancer?) Nah bitch, I am retired
F*ckin your bitch in the ass with a tire iron
I am ripped, I am on an acid trip
My DJ´s in a coma for lettin the record skip.. {*needle pops*}
Lettin the record skip.. {*needle pops*}
Lettin the record skip.. {*needle pops*} (Damn!)
{*DJ reverses the record & scratches it back on beat*}
I am f*ckin anything when I am snortin
It is going to cost 300 dollars to get my pit bull an abortion
{*dog whines*} Some bitch asked for my autograph
I called her a whore, spit beer in her face & laughed
I drop bombs like I was in Vietnam
All bitches is hoes, even my stinkin ass mom

[Proof]
Aiyyo flashback, two feets, two deep up in that ass crack
Weed laced with somethin {*gun cocks*} nigga pass that
In Amsterdam we only hang out with hash rats
At a ´Stop the Violence´ rally, I blast gats
Be your mom on publishin, get your ASCAP-ped
The Kuniva, divide up your cash stack
Run your motherf*ckin pockets, ASAP
I do not need a platinum chain, bitch I snatch Shaq´s
Born loser, half theif & half black
Bring your boys & your guns & get laughed at
Bitch smacker, rich rappers get they Jag jacked
and found chopped up in a trash bag

[Kuniva]
We stranglin rappers till the point they can´t yell
cause they crew is full of fags & sweeter than bake sales
Reckless, come from behind & snatch your necklace
Gruesome, & causin more violence than nine hoodlums
I grapple your adam´s apple till it crackle
Run right past you, turn around, grab you & stab you
Get executed, cuz I am a "Luni"
I got a "Yukmouth" & it is polluted
I cock it back then shoot it
I love snatchin up players thugs & young ballers
Shoot up the household, even the young toddlers
Brigade barricade to bring the noise
While the bullets break your bones up like Christmas toys
If I go solo, I am doin a song with Bolo
A big Chinese nigga, screamin "Kuniva yo yo.."
I leave ya face leakin, run up in church
and smack the preacher while he has preachin
Take a swing at the deacon

[Kon Artis]
I used to tell cats I sold weed & weight
I was straight ´til I got caught sellin ´em shake
I am ignorant, with the intent to snatch your rent
I got kicked out of summer camp for havin sex in my tent
with the superintendent´s daughter, my brain´s out of order
I have been a Kon Artis since I was swimmin in water
In cahoots with this nigga named Carlisle Von
who got fired from UPS for tryin to send you a bomb
(Special delivery!) I signed to a local label for fun
Say I got cancer, get dropped, take the advancement & run
Driveby you in the rain while you carry your son
Call your house & hang up on you for not givin me none
Born straight up out a pussy but a son of a gun
Got a reputation for havin niggaz runnin they funds
Used to be the type of nigga that was foldin some one has
´til I met your fat mama, now I am rollin in dough

[Eminem]
So you can suck my dick if you do not like, my shit
Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick
Cause I do not give a f*ck if you do not like, my shit
Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick

[Eminem]
Haha.. suck my motherf*ckin dick
D-12.. Dirty motherf*ckin Dozen
Nasty like a stank slut bitch with thirty f*ckin husbands
Bizarre Kid
Swifty McVeigh
The Kon Artis
The Kuniva
Dirty Harry
Haha, & Slim Shady

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