D12 - Shit Can Happen lyrics

Album: Devil´s Night (2001)

Shit can happen
Shit can happeeen
Shit can happen
Shit can happeeen
Shit can happen
Shit can happeeen
Shit can happen
Shit can happeeen

[Kon Artis]
Yo, that is right motherf*ckers we back
Same slanging
Orangutaning
Wilding out on hoodrats that say I act
Like I am too famous
To say hi & tell em what My Name Is
But really I am still nameless
You niggas don´t get it yet do you?
Kill or not
Platinum or flop
I will still put it through you
With a luger that´ll spit fire
And hit higher
Than a pitch by a bitch like Mariah
You think for one 2nd since we got a deal
That we won´t deal with you in front of St. Andrew´s suntil
You gay rappers better learn that
I would not stop till I see em turn back
If you do not slow that road you pack
You gon´ see these Runyan Ave. niggas
That really need some Prozac
To show that ask the others
Brigade´ll lay you down
Next to your mother´s mother´s grandmothers

[Kuniva]
You know I am feeling real rowdy tonight
Ready to fight
And half the niggas I give DAT to
I do not even like
The same cat who never gave a damn about your name
I gives a f*ck about it
Like the next L.A. Clippers game
I will kill you in ways you could not even fathom
You aint a madam
It is really unexplainable how I´ve ´em
Who call theyselves screaming about a challenge
Nigga we got a gift while you barely making it off of mere talent
My skills are deeply imbedded
Even your hoe said it
She was knock-kneed
I f*cked her now she bow-legged
In the middle of rapping I drop the mic
And have a stare down & jump in the crowd & start scrapping
Kuniving Kon Artis my nigga we get it cracking
While the paramedics pick you up we on the side laughing

[Chorus: Kon Artis] (x2)
(Shit can happen)
This aint funny so don´t you dare laugh
(Shit can happeeen)
Shit can happen to him & your ass
(Shit can happen)
You can be touched don´t think you can not
(Shit can happeeen)
Cuz niggas aint f*cking around no more man

[Swifty]
The feds can´t hold me (why?)
I hold feds
I was born with a dark ass cloud over my head (uh huh)
Raining acid (nigga)
You can not refrain from getting your ass kicked
Cuz you talk too much
You asked for it
I am on some massive shit
Everybody ignore me
They´dn´t f*ck with me if I was performing at an orgy
These niggas think I am fronting (what up now?)
Then they change stories
I catch you & they thinking everything is hunky dory
I even have you pour me the gasoline for me (do it)
Pulling up slowly
Cop tailing your homies
Met a lot of niggas but you´dn´t want to know me (for real)
Your ass might not even make it home with your roley (nigga)
Don´t even try
In your system like eco lie
Trying to beef with me
Nigga please, your people die
I am so wicked that my momma gave birth illegally (uh huh)
I survived the abortion immediately (Surprise!!!)

[Eminem]
Picture me sitting in a jail cell rotting
Or barricaded in a motel with twelve shotguns
When the *cops* come knocking
Each hands got one
Cocked ready to dump slugs heavy as shot puts
One man army
Guns can´t harm me
Young & ornery
Worse than my Uncle Ronnie
Ever since I got my 1st gun pulled on me
I cannot stop airing out my dirty laundry
Middle fingers flip at censorship
Your friends just flipped
Over this swift penmanship
Ever since I spit some shit on Infinite
I been giving it a hundred & ten percent
Cuz when I vent most of my energy´s
Spent on enemies
Eighty percent of what I invent is hennessy
And twenty percent is from being hungry as sin
Ten is because I love being under your skin
Ya, (shit) shit can happen
So stick to rapping
Quit the yapping
Or I ama lift the mac in
That can lead to another mishap happening
Skip the crap
Get the can of whoop ass cracking

Chorus (x2)

[Outro: Eminem]
(Shit can happen)
It can & it´ll
(Shit can happeeen)
F*ck around with Amityville
(Shit can happen)
And you die
Insanity suntil
(Shit can happeeen)
Mentality of twelve motherf*ckers in six different bodies
(Shit can happen)
With their personality split
(Shit can happeeen)
F*cking you up with hit after hit
(Shit can happen)
Sticking you up with clip after clip
(Shit can happeeen)
Making you suck dick after dick
(Shit can happen)
(Shit can happeeen)
Dirty motherf*ckin dozen
(Shit can happen)
The Kon Artis
(Shit can happeeen)
Motherf*ckin Peter S. Bizarre
Swifty McVeigh
The Kuniva
Dirty fatherf*ckin Harry
Puttin you down in the cemetary
You get buried
All of you motherf*ckers suck our motherf*cking cock
We´re not playing
We´re not playing
We´re not bullshitting
This isn´t a motherf*cking joke


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