D12 - Pimp Like Me lyrics

Album: Devil´s Night (2001)

G-shit

What up?
I´ve got to tell you motherf*ckers the truth
This is straight G-shit
And all you can do is respect it

[Swifty]
Well I am a state my name
Swift McVeigh
None of y´all niggas got shit to say
Rhymes keep coming off like a toupee
Plus I am big headed running things my way
A selfish man
The back of the hand
We slapping the hell outta hoes because I can
Prostitute
I want my loot
And I do not give a f*ck about your broke ass man and
Y´all giving niggas what they need and
Until bitches understand the meaning
Swift McVeigh is blowing up
Courvoisier until I am throwing up
Want to player hate me bitch so what?
What´s your function?
Where is your bucks?
All you want to do is want to stick em up
You want to rob me but I got too much
D12 naturally lifted
You niggas better duck when I cock the biscuit
You f*ck with me
I f*ck with you
Your entourage, nigga, f*ck them too
I got grenades
What the hell you little 22 gon´ do?
(Y´all aint gon´ shoot)
Your majors´ soft
Cops get mad cuz I paid em off (what)
Made em cough (ya)
Blood & shit (ha)
That is what the hell y´all motherf*ckers get
We runs this bitch
So, hey, you aint have got to be scared to f*ck (f´real)
If he want head then prepare to suck (do it)
Even if the nigga don´t care to nutt
For every stroke it is a hundred bucks
Respect the game
You just a slut
So open your legs up & get my duck (bitch)

[Chorus: Eminem (Dina Rae)]
You just a (hoe)
You just my (hoe)
Dirty ass (hoe)
I am your pimp
You my bitch
You just a (hoe)
You just my (hoe)
Dirty ass (hoe)
I am your pimp
You my bitch
You just a (hoe)
You just my (hoe)
Dirty ass (hoe)
I am your pimp
You my bitch
Got get my (dough)
Go bring me my (dough)
Dirty ass (hoe)
I am your pimp (I work for you baby)
You my bitch

[Proof]
I do spit game
No longer than my name
There where my chain hang
My nuts do the same
Don´t pay pussy
Pussy pay me
Bitch, slut, hoe, my lady
And knowing the fact I was born to mac
That is why I got a hoe in the back
Blowing my sack
Got good game
It is a hood thang
Got a huge brain
Loot of pootang
But I am all bank
Run that cheese
Tell that trick nigga (come back please)
I am a L-7 that is a square
You my bottom hoe
You´ve got to know
Off to a plan to make a lot of dough
So suck fast bitch & swallow slow
Bitch quit talking back
Now walk the track

[Kon Artis]
I do not pay for ass
You pump my gas
You get slapped for a short of cash
I get whip lashed when I hit the gas
And holler out the window with a hash
Where is my scratch?
Bitch, that is it
Suck it, stroke it, make me rich
Cuz a token of my appreciation it is
Another client for you to hit
I do not give a f*ck if you´ve got to go home to the kids
You shoulda picked another occupation trick
You stuck with me
F*ck with me & I am a smack you up in this truck
You must have lost your mind or smth
Crying & whining like you dying & suffering
Go suck some head for an extra buck(or smth)
You know what
You made nothing
I am just another case of a lazy husband

[Kuniva]
I want the paper stacked
Buy you an outfit it
Then take it back
When you page me bitch I never page you back
You only act a certain way that I make you act
Hoes recognize & niggas do too
Cuz they realize that niggas who shoot
Don´t like a chick that act too cute
Bitch hold my gat down when I shoot hoops
And don´t be asking me all kind of questions
All harrassing me calling stressin
Or I may have to release some aggression
And beat you to death and
Teach you a lesson
Looking for handouts
Like you my damn spouse
Pull your pants down
And f*ck my mans now
Shut your damn mouth
Or get in the damn house
Open the damn blouse
And suck on my damn crouch

[Chorus: Eminem (Dina Rae)]
You just a (hoe)
You just my (hoe)
Dirty ass (hoe)
I am your pimp
You my bitch
You just a (hoe)
You just my (hoe)
Dirty ass (hoe)
I am your pimp
You my bitch
You just a (hoe)
You just my (hoe)
Dirty ass (hoe)
I am your pimp
You my bitch
Bring me my (dough)
Got get me my (dough)
Dirty ass (hoe)
I am your pimp (I work for you baby)
You my bitch

[Bizarre]
Love the pussy
Sell that pussy bitch
Get out there & switch & go make Bizarre rich
You´ve got to itch
You f*cking dirty bitch
Now get on the corner & start sucking some dick
Niggas want pussy
And I need cash
So mom get out there & start selling your dirty ass
Bizarre quick to hit ´em
Then stick ´em
F*ck it I will let you hear one of my victims
(Somebody help, I am on Seven Mile & Muriel)
Shut up bitch you talk too much
And about to get f*cked in your dirty butt
Never seen a pimp like me out here whoring
Shut your f*cking mouth & you will be out by the morning
Cuz I am the dirtiest pimp you ever heard of
Give me my 5000 & take this cheeseburger (bitch)
Go suck dick at a bachelor party
So what if you on your period(I want my f*cking money)
Blood never hurt nobody

[Chorus: Eminem (Dina Rae)]
You just a (hoe)
You just my (hoe)
Dirty ass (hoe)
I am your pimp
You my bitch
You just a (hoe)
You just my (hoe)
Dirty ass (hoe)
I am your pimp
You my bitch
You just a (hoe)
You just my (hoe)
Dirty ass (hoe)
I am your pimp
You my bitch
Give me my (dough)
Go bring me my (dough)
Dirty ass (hoe)
I am your pimp (cuz I work for you baby)
You my bitch

That is all you is
You just a dirty ass bitch
Dirty ass, nasty ass, skanky ass, filthy ass, stanky ass bitch
But I love you
Kim

[Outro: Kuniva as Rondell Beene]
And there you´ve it goddammit
The fundamentals of pimping
You heard it here 1st
From the dirtiest dozen you have ever seen in your goddamn life
Well this is Rondell Beene on the scene
And we keep the pussy hole smiling
Because we always wilding
You know what I am saying?
F*ck what everybody else be talking ´bout
We letting you know right here
That pimping it aint dead
We love getting head
In dirty ass bed
That is just what we do
You know we were throwing hip heroin parties back in 1968
The pussy is all great
I see you at eight, bitch!

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