Have you read any good telephone books lately?
If you aint, let me recommend one
I have already read that Tulsa telephone book through thirteen times
If you do not know any last names, it aint much fun
Readin´ that
Tulsa Telephone BookCan drive a man insane
Especially if that girl you are lookin´ for
Has no last name
I have got to find her & tell her
That I do not want our love to end
So I am readin´ that
Tulsa Telephone Book again
I was in Tulsa & didn´t have anything going
She lived in Tulsa & didn´t have anyting on
She said "My name´s Juanita"
I said "My name´s J.B."
I awoke the very next morning, & she was gone
All the Tulsa operators know my voice know
They´ve got to know just how long I have been alone
If you meet a girl named Juanita with some ribbons in her hair
Could you tell her that she has wanted on the phone?
Readin´ that
Tulsa Telephone BookCan drive a guy insane
Especially if that girl you are lookin´ for
Has no last name
I have got to find her & tell her
That I do not want our love to end
So I am readin´ that
Tulsa Telephone Book again
So I am readin´ that
Tulsa Telephone Book again
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