Adam Green - Steak For Chicken lyrics

Her:

Mardi Gras came & went
All my money has been spent
How am I going to pay the rent
Sitting on my ass

Who mistook the steak for chicken?
Who´m I´m going to stick my dick in
We are not those kids,
Sitting on the couch

My former life I had a sister
I abused her & I dissed her
She got swept up in a twister
1st I laughed & then I missed her

Who mistook these baths for showers?
Who f*cked up that meaning Tower?
We are not those kids,
Sitting on the couch

Oh get on a Greyhound & ride away
Different dreams than yesterday
Tell your grandmas they are okay
Kiss their cheek & run away

Cuz me & my friends´re so smart
We invented this new kind of darts
Hit a bull´s-eye & cut a fart
Smoking crack & cutting grass.

Who missed that thing on the ceiling?
Who is going to hurt my feelings?
We are not those kids,
Sitting on the couch

Even your mother is a crook
But if I get a closer look
Theres shit on every road you took
If you do not believe me, read your book.

So who made all these things for killing?
Whose empty heart needs filling?
We are not those kids,
Sitting on the couch.

His:

Mardi Gras came & went
All my money has been spent
How am I going to pay the rent
Sitting on your face

Who mistook the steak for chicken?
Who am I going to stick my dick in
We are not those kids,
Sitting on the couch

My former life I was a high roller
Dropped my kids in the diamond stroller
Found my calling as a part time bowler
Treated my wife for a new three-holer

Who mistook these baths for showers?
Who f*cked up that Leaning Tower?
We are not those kids,
Sitting on the couch

Oh get on a Greyhound & ride away
Live on birthday cake each day
Tell your grandparents that they are gay
Steal their money & run away

Cuz me & my friends´re so smart
We invented this new kind of art
Post modernist, throwing darts
Smoking crack & cutting crack

Who mistook the Krauts* genius?
Who is going to stroke my penis?
We are not those kids,
Sitting on the couch

Oh people are shiny like a brand new book
But if you get a closer look
Theres shit on every hand you shook
If you do not believe me, look at your hand

So who made all these things for killing?
Whose pussy hole needs filling?
We are not those kids,
Sitting on the couch

{Her} Who mistook the steak for chicken?
{Him} Who am I gonna stick my dick in?

{together}
We are not those kids
Sitting on the couch
Sitting on the couch
Sitting on the couch
Sitting on the couch

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