2 Live Crew - Ugly As Fuck lyrics

(Blowfly excerpt)
"Are you looking for some good stuff? Get a ugly chick. Ugly
chicks can screw. They have to screw, ´cause they aint got
nothin´ else goin´ for they ass! When a nigga goin´ for a ugly
chick? She have got to get up off her ass!..."

Chorus:
(Mixx cuts & scratches "Get a ugly chick" & "Ugly chicks can
screw."

Verse 1: Brother Marquis
Looking at my Rolex, it is 12:00
And my dick ... is hard as a rock
My beeper aint went off all day
I guess all my bitches went out to play
F*ck ´em, ´cause I aint sweatin´ em either
Hoes is jockin´ me? I do not need ´em!
Theres no time to waste chasin´ a pretty face
Bitches won´t have me in a rat race
They are very bourgeois & so seditty
When you ask em for some pussy, they get shitty
So I turn to the bitches who are not attractive
I am like them; they are sexually active
All they want is a one night stand,
Some dick, & no commitment to a man
Never seen in public with an undesirable,
But they come clean like old reliable

Chorus

Verse 2: Fresh Kid Ice
It is late at night & I am ready to dip
´Cause I am kind of drunk, with an ugly bitch
Big titties, big ass & kind of stacked
6´2" & she has also fat
Rollin´ ´round the club like a bitch in heat
But at four in the morning, she could not be beat
A plate of chicken wings & a stack of fries
Trying to see who has looking from the corner of my eyes
On my P´s & Q´s, & aware of my shit
The coast was clear, & I am ready to dip
She want to go to my crib, but here is the trick
>From the club we hit the Motel 6
Riding with no tints, so hoe, keep low
Trying to play it off so the boys won´t know
She wanted to be seen but was out of luck
The pussy was good, but she was ugly as f*ck

Chorus

Verse 3
Marquis:
Haulin´ ass, trying to hurry up & get there
´Cause I cannot be seen with this bitch here
It is bad enough that I am rankin´ myself
But I cannot be ranked by no one else
U-G-L-Y, bitch, you aint got no alibi
So don´t you roll down no windows or open no doors,
Jump your ass in the back & get on the floor!

Kid Ice:
She has ugly as f*ck & you want to know why
She could not be worse if the bitch had died
Be my girl, hoe! It aint all that!
Got weave in your hair, not neat, & fat
Guess I am understanding you are just a f*ck
I am out for the pussy & just one nut
I will call you next time when I am out of luck
No offense, baby, you are just ugly as f*ck!

Chorus

(Mixx cuts "One out of three niggas is ugly" & "Cue numer three!)


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